skechers shoes are cracking me up

* Cali Gear are touted as being "light, sturdy, and waterproof". Translation: they are bringing back those plastic jelly shoes that used to stink your feet up in the 80s.

* Airators: shoes with an air bladder under the heel that puffs air between your toes with each step [you'd think the stinky plastic shoes would need that more].